white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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