i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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