Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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