ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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