remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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