I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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