is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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