If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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