SEEEEXXX PLEASE
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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