i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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