P.S. I can't hear my feet
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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