then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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