I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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