Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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