waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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