So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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