3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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