my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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