Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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