I wish I could punch you in the face.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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