Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
i need some magic done to my vagina
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
