you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
i think my cat just said my name.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Randomize
