Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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