No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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