I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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