K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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