what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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