Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
this is an emotional support booty call
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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