It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
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