There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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