Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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