his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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