I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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