I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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