Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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