I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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