How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
She said her name was "party"
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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