I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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