I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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