He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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