I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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