We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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