David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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