just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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