i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Randomize
