i think i scared a bird with my dick
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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