This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
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