Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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