my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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