yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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